26 February 2023

how to be an Army Nurse

The Military have a special place
In American Mythology 
And history - and Nurses helped!


First step is to see an 
Army Recruiter. 
They’re the ones who actually 
Navigate through the maze. 
They’re in shopping malls
And they’re ready to serve! 


Anyone who wants to be an Army Nurse-
Must then take the ASVAB
[Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery]
To see what you’re capable of. 
It’s like an IQ test. 
Perspective Nursemust score 
in the top 1%  of all testers. 


Then comes Basic Training. 
That was like 10 weeks - all told. 
And it’s designed to be hard. 
Push-ups, 2 mile run, gas chamber…
Bivouac, shooting, all the stuff. 


Advance under live fire. 
Obstacle Course. 
I was a Squad Leader (2nd squad) 
During Basic Training.  
Basic can be a lot of fun! 


Then comes AIT. 
Advanced Individual Training. 
You train for your MOS - your job. 
For Nursing, you must first be 
A Combat Medic - which is
An EMT in the civilian world. 
It is a 16 week course. 


The Army Licensed Practical Nursing 
 Program is a 12 month course. 
It’s accredited and licensed 
Just like a university school. 
Clinicals. Classwork. Math tests. 
Every week there were tests. 
Pass/Fail/flunk out. 


We lived on base and ate at the Chow Hall. 
We had very few responsibilities 
Outside of school. 


I trained at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. 
It ran like a well- oiled machine. 
With 82nd Airborne and Special Forces. 
 Our barracks were right in between!
Guys would crawl up the walls 
3 flights up - to see their gal-
Then jump way down and run off. 
But I digress! 


Once you pass the program, 
Then comes the State Boards. 
Fly on through that -
With your excellent training 
And winning confidence-
And you will be a Nurse! 
A real Nurse. Let that soak in! 
And then it begins. 


I sat for the Boards in North Carolina. 
But they’re standardized 
For every state. Once you have 
you papers in hand, you can transfer 
To your state of choice by Reciprocity 
Agreement or by Endorsement. 

40+ states are Compact States. 
Your license becomes a passport of sorts- 
So you can work anywhere without any hassle.
Just a few documents to sign. 
Especially with COVID 
Travel Nursing is so hot right now!


We were Deployed about a month 
After the State Boards to the Gulf War. 
The Army spends several 
hundred thousand dollars training Nurses. 
We sometimes go to the Front Lines. 
You *might* get shot at. 
You *might* not! 


But Nurses are Non-Combatants. 
So a Nurse might end up in a MASH unit. 
I was in a General Hospital. 
A Stick and Brick building. 
I wore a white dress Army uniform 
most days during the Gulf War. 
I was stationed in Frankfurt, Germany. 
And I drank beer after my shifts!

The only difference between civilian 
And military Nursing School, is that our 
Nursing Cap is made of Kevlar. 

In California and Texas, 
It’s a Vocational title. (LVN)
Everywhere else’s it’s a 
Licensed Practical Nurse. (LPN)
It’s just a name. 
It’s the exact same job. 
Same license. 

In the Army, officers are RNs. 
And enlisted personnel are LVNs. 
The LVN almost went away!
It was being replaced by Vocational RNs. 
(Not 4 year BSN)
The 2 year Associate Degree 
But now thanks to COVID,
LVNs are very much in need! 

If you enroll in civilian RN school
The first 5 years after becoming an LVN,
You can “Bridge” to RN. 
You don’t have to start over 
Completely. Just do clinicals,
Some extra classes, 
And sit for the NCLEX -RN 

Many many many Nurses bridge 
And work as an LVN while in school
For RN. Great experience. 


There are only 2 things an RN
Can do that an LVN can’t. 
1. Hang Blood. 
You need 2 people to verify
And one of them must be an RN. 
2. Initiate a Care Plan. 
I’ve written Care Plans for 
An entire hospital! 
But an RN starts the care plan. 
And I’ve hung blood many times. 
I’ve even Pronounced death,
By RN Delegation. 


Thanks for reading! 
This is part of a series on Nursing. 
From my mouth to your ear. 
My hand to your eye. Lol. 
This is Dorothea Dix,
Army Nurse 












1 comment:

  1. I was in the US Army Reserves. 80% of the Army medical staff is Reserve. They’re not needed except for war. And there’s no shortage of that, unfortunately.
    My contract was 8 years. Go pay back my Nursing School.
    2 years delayed entry program
    2 years Basic and AIT
    6 months deployment
    2 years Reserve drills
    Then I went to the Ready Reserves. They were building the new Veterans Hospital and the patient census was low. So I got permission and signed out!

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