17 July 2018

oh happy day

Well now. 
Look who found the money 
and the FitBit!!
It had just fallen out of my pocket. 

All day fasting. 
Not too low. Not too high. 

Back to school? Already?


  A pretty lake view. 


Happy Birthday Cedar!
It’s hard to imagine 
You were ever so small. 


I slept 8 full hours last night. 
And was up before the alarm. 

16 July 2018

iPod

So in the turmoil of  the second robbery, 
I lost $200 cash, and my FitBit. 


I actually found my old iPod on Facebook. 
In Facebook Market Place. 
Or at the very least- it was identical. 


Same case, same style, same library. 
What are the odds 
of it being the exact same
In a 9 year old iPod? 
I’m no mathematician. 
But I would say that’s 
Statically improbable, 
If not impossible. 


So rather than involve the police,
I went to buy it back. 
In a public meeting place, of course. 
Because If the police confiscated it, 
It would go to the evidence room- 
And I still wouldn’t have it. 

So, I got the cash front the bank,
And it just vanished into thin air. 
Someone scored a very lucky day
If they were near me when all this 
Fell from my pockets like money rain. 
  

Finally, it was sold anyways. 
Ahhhh I won’t lose the library. 
It’s on the cloud. 
It’s just the idea that we can fix something 
(With a pretty good fix, 
If I do say so myself!)
And then lose that opportunity twice. 
I guess it’s not meant to be. 

meat can’t be beat


Be a Pediatric Nurse, they said! 

It’ll be fun, they said! 
And, of course, it is. 

I fast all day, then eat one meal. 
OMAD. One Meal A Day. 
Keeps insulin away. 

And no buns. 
I am completely gluten feee again. 

Sleep is so important. 
I never get enough. 
Gotta work on that.