15 April 2010

Belly Achers

Sung to the tune of "Green Acres"

Belly Achers is the place to be
Fat living is the life for me!
Ass spreading out so far and wide
Keep your pants on,
Just give me that bacon side.

"No pork" is what I'd rather say
I'm allergic to a big, "Fat A"
I just adore a "6-pack" view,
Darling, I love you, but give me Slim Avenue!

The smore's!
The chores!

Fresh air!
Don't care!

This is my life -
Goodbye, fatty thighs!
Belly Achers, we are there!

(Really, though, I do like bacon....
I'm just sayin'....)

And this .....
Belly Achers, unite!
A YouTube Video Link


  1. Way to go my friend, loved the video.
    Have a wonderful Thursday.....:-) Hugs

  2. I was driving in the country today when it hit me.
    The whole song came to me just like this
    at once. So I pulled over and wrote it down.
    Then for fun, sang it. Too silly?

  3. A true artist you are! You have a lovely voice. Have a wonderful day!

  4. I have to come back here once my husband wakes up. This will be what I need to get started for my day. back soon.

  5. You are revealing your funny side and it is great. I am so jealous of your scale readings even though I know you worked so hard for it and if I would stop my belly aching (where did that come from?)
    and get to work I too could see straight down to read the friggin' scale. Oh, I am just running on here aren't I? See, you got me started.

  6. Ahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious!

  7. smiling :) you made me smile

  8. Wonderful!!! I laughed out loud singing it to myself. Started my day with a smile.

  9. Love it. Were you channeling Jack Sh*t?

  10. Only in the post where I take my shirt off.

  11. Ha! What a fabulous and fun post to come home to today! GREAT song Anne. I think you might have a second career in the making.

    Thanks for your kind thought about my step-sister's passing. You know how much I appreciate it. I'm just back from Ohio and catching. I'm off to read your posts I missed.

    Keep singing!!! jj

  12. You are so cute! lol Loved the song and yeah I was wondering if you were channeling Jack as well. lol

  13. I don't know Jack Sh*t!
    At least that's what I'm told.

  14. You sing, too! What can't you do?!

  15. This video had me really, really laughing out loud!!! This is fabulous! I would love to have coffee with you (Monster for you, decaff tea for me)!

    You seem like such a fun person Anne!

  16. Thanks!
    I was just having a little fun, eh?
    After losing 65 - 70 pounds this year,
    And going through a mid-life crisis of sorts,
    And working with dying Hospice patients every day,
    I still have my wits about me.

    Thanks, y'all for taking the time to comment.
    Silly as it is, it does mean alot!

  17. DUDE! That's what I'm talking about!

  18. Hey!! I just found this today too!! LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!!!

    now a question about collaging.. is this something you do on blogspot... or Iphoto?? (as I'm not on blogspot.. it might be not avail to me? but I do have Iphoto and Aperture on my Mac


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