"Dear Blogger -
This is what I ate today.
I still can't lose any weight.
That scale won't budge lol...."
"A hellthy fat-free breakfast!
With fat-free bagels lol"
"A healthy fat-free lunch!
On low-fat bread. What is in those chips lol.
They made my tummy feel funny lol
It didn't taste too good, so I didn't even eat it all lol.
Saved some calories that way, at least!
My brother's cousin's next-door-neighbor's wife -
Her sister's husband said to not miss a meal
or your body will break down - and eat itself
or something like that. I dunno."
"A yummy snack with no evil fats to be found!
Better get this weight off and they say to eat low fat.
I wonder how long it takes to start to work lol."
"A hellthy low-fat extravaganza!
Dang it. I had to have a little fat in there.
I guess, the less the better, right?
For dinner I had a low-fat turkey burger meal.
You know - from Lean Cousin.
It was either that, or a Slim-Fat lol.
I spent a fortune at the store lol"
"I'm kinda tired, so Ill going to bed early.
Not really feeling up to my usual self.
Can't imagine why."
Compare that with a typical LoCarb day
I can't believe I get to have
REAL FOOD on this diet!"
"For Breakfast, bacon and eggs. Maybe tomorrow,
I'll make an omelet with onions, peppers, and spinach!"
"For lunch, I had a big salad - no croutons!
And grilled halibut with roasted asparagus!"
"Who knows - tomorrow - maybe crab legs.
Extra butter. Maybe some cauliflower.
Or a big ol' salad. Maybe shaved ham?"
"Dinner... Hmmm... let's see. Roasted veggies.
Maybe a few berries! Or an avocado. Chicken?
Roast? Corned Beef?"
"All this food. Hardly any of it processed.
Most of it fresh!
Diet? You call this a diet?
Well, I don't care WHAT you call it.
Just don't call me late for dinner!"