breathe in
breath out
If this happens,
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Famous people LOVE our diet
They would get real mad☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃
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Send to Carb Tripper
Add $10,000 for RUSH deliveryUS Dollars, in small unmarked bills, if possible
A Disclaimer
Maybe a few "pounds?" (Yeah, British pounds- £)
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The silliness continues!
I did these all on the Mac in Photobucket...
Thanks for reading!
Hope everyone is having
an awesome day!
Just for fun, of course!
ReplyDelete*Hehe*
ReplyDeleteThanks but no thanks.
Continue to have fun.
Blessings
Love the "Rush Shipping" charge :-)
ReplyDeleteLooks like you're having a fun night Anne!
Cheers, jj
in cog eat no?
ReplyDeletebe still my laughing belly
you crack me up
again and again
you find these goofy word twists
to beguile and entertain us
turns the food thing
into fun
you WILL be offering
extended black monday deals
right?
the check (er, cash) is in the mail
Yay!
Sorry, folks....
ReplyDeleteAt this low price - no refunds!
;)
Ohhhhhh, the magic wand diet! I want in on this business! :D
ReplyDeleteGurgle, chortle, guffaw!!
ReplyDeletePhotobucket, huh?? I was wondering how you did that?!
Loretta
=^..^=
I'm in for the magic wand diet!! Even if the offer is void where I live...I'll just move!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! ;-)
we have a ton of magical wands around here too.
ReplyDeleteand yeah
Ill be sad when she no longer calls em MAGICAL :)
Good one Anne, happy times.
ReplyDeleteI just received the magic wand diet - SO worth that $10,000 rush delivery price. However, when I waved the wand around, it simply said, "Poof, you're a genius." What's with that?
ReplyDelete:)
Of course, now I can't afford FOOD, so I see how this works ...
Funny spoof post, Anne!
Hey, at least, "Poof" I'm a genius now! Sharing the magic ...
Ann - that's why the diet is sooooo
ReplyDeleteEffective - no money left for food!
*poof!*
Such a deal!! Lol
ReplyDeleteI think I tried the magic wand diet a few years ago, danged wand was broken!!!
Can I get my money back before I pay?
ReplyDeleteAh, great! Love it.
ReplyDeleteIm saving my pennies..gonna need this for upcoming holiday pot lucks! ;-) I like the breathing part...at least air has no carbs!
ReplyDeleteFunny. You're a really funny gal. Way funnier than I thought a year ago.
ReplyDeleteYou Da Best!
ReplyDeleteChecks in the mail! smile
ReplyDeleteIs it available in Canada :)
ReplyDeleteThank Gawd I gave up all Cuckoo diets a long (well not THAT long)time ago or I'd be sending cash right now!LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteI quite like the In Cog Eat No diet. :D
ReplyDeleteLove the merry lite touch and humor here! Thanks so much for making our spirits bright!
ReplyDeleteLove it! :)
ReplyDeleteNow I know I want to send off for these diets! If one is good, three is better! That's what they say in the Pharmaceutical Rep world, at least! I don't do that job anymore, by the way. Not full-time any ways.
ReplyDeleteHi,
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think about diet pills like Reductil ?
Thanks