30 November 2010

holiday diets

breathe in
breath out


If this happens,


As Soon As Possible!


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Famous people LOVE our diet
They would get real mad


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Send to Carb Tripper
Add $10,000 for RUSH delivery

US Dollars, in small unmarked bills, if possible

A Disclaimer


Maybe a few "pounds?" 

(Yeah, British pounds- £)

Confused smile

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Thanks Loretta, for another fun Toon Tuesday!
The silliness continues!
I did these all on the Mac in Photobucket...

 Thanks for reading!
Hope everyone is having 
an awesome day!

26 comments:

  1. *Hehe*

    Thanks but no thanks.

    Continue to have fun.

    Blessings

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  2. Love the "Rush Shipping" charge :-)
    Looks like you're having a fun night Anne!
    Cheers, jj

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  3. in cog eat no?

    be still my laughing belly

    you crack me up
    again and again
    you find these goofy word twists
    to beguile and entertain us

    turns the food thing
    into fun

    you WILL be offering
    extended black monday deals
    right?

    the check (er, cash) is in the mail

    Yay!

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  4. Sorry, folks....
    At this low price - no refunds!
    ;)

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  5. Ohhhhhh, the magic wand diet! I want in on this business! :D

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  6. Gurgle, chortle, guffaw!!

    Photobucket, huh?? I was wondering how you did that?!

    Loretta
    =^..^=

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  7. I'm in for the magic wand diet!! Even if the offer is void where I live...I'll just move!

    Thanks for the laugh! ;-)

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  8. we have a ton of magical wands around here too.

    and yeah

    Ill be sad when she no longer calls em MAGICAL :)

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  9. I just received the magic wand diet - SO worth that $10,000 rush delivery price. However, when I waved the wand around, it simply said, "Poof, you're a genius." What's with that?

    :)

    Of course, now I can't afford FOOD, so I see how this works ...

    Funny spoof post, Anne!

    Hey, at least, "Poof" I'm a genius now! Sharing the magic ...

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  10. Ann - that's why the diet is sooooo
    Effective - no money left for food!
    *poof!*

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  11. Such a deal!! Lol
    I think I tried the magic wand diet a few years ago, danged wand was broken!!!

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  12. Can I get my money back before I pay?

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  13. Im saving my pennies..gonna need this for upcoming holiday pot lucks! ;-) I like the breathing part...at least air has no carbs!

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  14. Funny. You're a really funny gal. Way funnier than I thought a year ago.

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  15. Thank Gawd I gave up all Cuckoo diets a long (well not THAT long)time ago or I'd be sending cash right now!LOL!!!!

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  16. I quite like the In Cog Eat No diet. :D

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  17. Love the merry lite touch and humor here! Thanks so much for making our spirits bright!

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  18. Now I know I want to send off for these diets! If one is good, three is better! That's what they say in the Pharmaceutical Rep world, at least! I don't do that job anymore, by the way. Not full-time any ways.

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  19. Hi,

    What do you think about diet pills like Reductil ?

    Thanks

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