An actual conversation
(loudly) overheard at the store
just the other day!
Hey - howz that new diet going?
They got you still eatin' the fat-free cheese?
Oh, yeah - it's good for you, right?
Doc said I need to make some changes!
Lots of bread and stuff - right?
Yeppers! All day long!
As much as I want!
Oh, that reminds me -
Gotta pick up my 'Lividor' from the pharmacy.
Four bucks - can't beat that!
Still save some room for a snack!
Yessir! But just one or two a day...
Cuttin' back, ya know....
Oh look - free samples of cake!
Hold the phone!
Gotta eat this up-
Have all ya want. Gotta love that!
I dip mine in sugar sometimes.
Helps with the taste.
You know - for the kids!
They only want candy bars.
Glug this down -
Better get 2 gallons!
Doc said my sugar levels were
"a little high"
but no problem - they just increased my insulin!
And my cholesterol is high again -
Thank goodness for fake butter, right?
Hand me the skim wouldja?
Wife says it's good for ya...
Stopping here - for dinner tonight -
on the way home... too tired to cook!
Cool - cuz I wouldn't want to have one of these!
Yeah, dude - good thing we watch our diets!
Yep - our healthy diets!