13 March 2022

spring forward


Darn cold. 
The saying in North Texas is 
“Don’t plant anything until 
After Saint Patrick’s Day. 


The city of Dallas’
Answer to the homeless question. 
When building new infrastructure,
(I drove these same roads in high school)
Is to take away the Under The Bridge part. 
The new bridge supports are vertical. 
Not sloping. No where to camp out. 


Ramadan is coming. Pinterest picture. 
That means more food. 
Muslims fast - DRY FAST-
All day during Ramadan. 
Then feast at night. 
Better be strong   
So much food. Armies of food. 


Keep studying BitCoin. 
When the boy sleeps, I pop in my air buds
And grab a podcast or two. 


In addition to Biden liking Crypto,
Republican Asshole Governor 
Greg Asshole Abbot now likes it!
Well, he likes the Centralized version. 
BUT
He won’t let MetaMask operate in Texas. 
No DeFi (decentralized finance) for you! 
They see a good deal but won’t let it 
Run free and do what it’s intended to do. 

Texas is well known for treating 
The citizens like children. 
They think we need to be 
watched and regulated 
“For our own good!”


With his buddy Fled Ted
Ted Fuckface Cruze. 
They actually said that BitCoin should be
The official currency of Texas. 
They actually said those very words. 


Knock me over with a DogeCoin!
I agreed with them. 


They even made a giant BitCoin Facility 
-it’s called “mining” - like mining for gold- 
Each server is like $10,000 
and they have thousands of servers. 
Always running codes. 


 They chose Western Texas as HQ. 
Using *gasp* Wind Power. 
*blink*blink*
How against the GOP grain they are! 

Now, instead of growing pot,
The antidisestablishmenttarianism 
hippies of today are mining BitCoin- 
In grow tents. It’s big big money. 
But, the amount of data that’s required 
Is increasing exponentially. 


Gone are the days of an IT DUDE
Running code in his dorm room
From his fancy Dell laptop. 
That his Nana gave him 
When he went off to Uni!


Slept ok. Crazy dreams. 
The first day I saw a computer,
In about 1995, I literally could not sleep 
For a week. It was when 
Windows was overtaking DOS. 
The same is true for this. 
It’s like Claire (Outlander) time traveling. 
Except I’ve seen the future. 

The future’s so bright
I gotta wear shades… and be in shape! 

There you have it. 
I’m still trying to fast. 
And do snake juicing. 
I need to a tart earlier in the day. 
It’s cold at night but hot in the day. 


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