money for nothing

Slept 10 glorious hours

Walked my ass off this month 

My long ass baby- 

Still loves to sleep with me. 

I’m getting a free Covid Test today. 

It tests for antibodies 

For the vaccine and for the disease. 

Then I get some cash

For testing out a face cream.

Dallas- Fort Worth Metroplex

 is the 4th largest metropolitan area 

In America. 

Lots of opportunity- but 

The worst part is getting across town. 

Last month, I got got some money 

for my bloodwork 

Before my colonoscopy. 

I’m in a great place/

Being 60 and having no diseases- 

And nice, unblemished skin- 🥰

And not being on any medications- 

I get approached for lots of studies. 

How do I do it? 

Low Carb! 

Seriously- years of having low insulin 

Has definitely given me an advantage. 

Off 2 days. 

I’m ready ready ready for

The Doctors appointment tomorrow.