21 August 2011

why tempt fate (or fat)

Do not cut off your nose to spite your face

Do not stick sharp objects into your eye -
Or run with scissors.
Or with sissies.

Do not stick your finger in a light socket.

Do not try this at home

*Does not work for "potty-mouth," either*

Do not hook up with a battery

Do not make it harder than it has to be!
Why tempt fate?
Or fat!?

Hope your day is wonderful!
In love
Peace, Love, and Bacon!


  1. Very good advice! Best to stay away from those evil bakeries. :)

  2. I love reading your blog posts! They make me smile :-) and giggle...

  3. I'll try to remember your tips :)

  4. lol i work at a cookie bouquet shop and this post just gave me a complex... does this make me an enabler? A cookie "pusher", if you will? :0)

  5. Peace, love, and bacon gets me every time!

  6. I love your blogs because first and last....I am lazy and I love picture books.

  7. you make me GIGGLE.

    THANK YOU!!!

  8. Just seeing those scissors near your eye scared me, please don't do that anymore Anne lol. Good post though!

  9. I have no need for bakeries anymore, since I don't eat wheat anymore, or sugar. :D But if they open a crustless quiche shop, I'm screwed. ; )

    And, hey, watch those scissors!


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