finding the idiots

Magnesium and Hypnotic 

I need to get some LC beer 

For nights I can’t sleep 

But for the most part,

I’ve stopped drinking (again)

Snake Juice again

Sung to the tune of 

“Pregnant Again”

From like 1980

Siri took this picture 

All by herself. 

I guess she wanted to be on my blog. 

Being at work at 0645

Ready for the 0700 shift. 

Pay me. 

I tell myself I get paid only

To walk through the threshold 

Of the door on time-

Prepared to work

And that’s where I get paid. 

I stay on my own time. 

Silly. But it works. 

I’m never resentful or burned out. 

Still looking for the idiots

Who can’t put together a machine.

Not even a Nurse Aide would make

The mistake of transposing these lines. 

The ones who did it are the same ones

 who bullied me last year.

Still looking for the one who 

Hurt my paw. 

Goofball sleeps sitting up. 

He still licks me every night. 

So he’s still in my room at night. 

Maybe he’s ready to contend 

For himself. 

First tone I’ve done my hair

And used product 

Since the CV19 began. 

I think we’re about

To turn a corner.