Not sure what this is.
But it’s the first thing
I have eaten in 9 days
That didn’t kill me to drink it.
Maximum Cough Suppression.
Brought to you from
Self Loathers Anonymous.
I did this.
A little every day.
Even showing up to work.
I say this only cuz
there’s nothing else to say.
I believe I was a caustic agent
That caused my illness.
Someone at the little
Chinese Food Place
Cleaned the grill
With something unauthorized.
And I got a bit of it.
Ugh. That's awful! Hope you are on the mend.
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ReplyDeleteI’m so glad me having caustic burns in my internal organs was helpful to you.
Have a great day!
You slay me!
DeleteStay tuned next week for “Near Death Nursing” a special post on visits from beyond the grave- “When Dead Mom Comes to Claim Your Soul!”
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