so excited!

Not sure why or how

But this summer 

damn near killed me. 

Too much heat. 

It’s hot from May till October. 

And way too much drama

In real life. 

Finding that Munchausen Nurse. 

Then the family not doing anything about it. 

It’s like an Epic novel 

Where everyone dies. 

What the heck. 

October and it’s just cooling down. 

And people debate climate change. 

I handled the heat better 

when I didn’t eat carbs. 

Atkins says once you’ve lost,

Start adding back carbs

Till you reach your set point. 

Then maintain. 

In that sense, I failed. 

Every time I tried to add back. 

Probably because I went from

Ketogenic (losing weight)

To Glycemic (adding back carbs). 

I guess Atkins was so far ahead of his time, he did t want to push a pure Ketogenic Lifestyle. 

It’s bad enough he had to testify for Congress that fat people shouldn’t eat pie. 

I was very peaceful about all this 

Mess of Life / 

Yesterday at work. 

I’ve graduated from preschool 

To first grade in Zen Acceptance. 

Keto before the fasting starts. 

$3 for 3 sausage biscuits. 

Low Carb is simple. 

But it’s not easy. 

Especially the first 3 days. 

The Case of the Disappeating 

Sugar Free Jelly! 

For some reason, I’ve lost like 

3 jars of jelly this week. 

Every time I buy it,

I don’t get home with it. 

Things that make you go 

“Hmmmmm!”

Water and water and interstellar blends. 

I have been using the Autophagy blend. 

I’m now 100% off wine, 

100% off coffee

And today I transition 

from Low Carb to Keto. 

I tried doing everything at once -

Cold turkey. 

But that only works if you’re stranded 

In the Grand Canyon for a week.

Lol

Well poo. This is out. 

I wonder if the recall effects Glaxco 

- Or all the Zantac-

Generic and not- 

Well. I hadn’t planned to take

Any more. Even before I found out

About my ulcers. 

I was never tested for H Pylori. 

Also it could be a Hiatal Hernia. 

Either way, the cure is the same. 

Snake Juice

And Dry Fasting

Starts tomorrow! 

I see the doctor tomorrow. 

She’s Muslim. 

So she understands fasting. 

I go in early to give the mom a break 

So she won’t have to wake up 

To sign the night nurse out.