box of rocks

Reuben In A Bowl. 

Who needs Chaffles? 

Low Carb is not just about replacing 

high carbs foods with endless substitutes. 

It’s like Decaf coffee. 

Why bother? Drink tea. 

Colorado Dreaming 

On such a winter’s day!

So I work with people who are literally 

As dumb as a box of rocks. 

This was supposed to be 

a box of feeding bags. 

They sent one bag. 

So the nurses are lazy 

and don’t change the kid.

All night. 

What’s the first thing you do 

When you wake up in the morning?

You pee. Right! 

So they wake him up to change him

For the next shift. 

He pees again. 

So we have to do it all over again. 

Fucking stupid idiots. 

I would kill myself 

If I ever had to be under their care. 

Dangerous, lying, sacks of shit. 

Save them the trouble. 

A nurse wanted me to come in 

At 0530. For an 0800 shift. 

I told her I would. 

Now she wants to come in early 

Like 1830 instead of 2000

(630 pm instead of 8 pm) 

And send me home mid day. 

I told her no. 

She won’t do it anyways. 

These nurses can’t even get to work 

On time - how are they going to 

Be 2 1/2 hours early? 

Stupid? Insane? 

It burns to be near them.