dei off

That sudden, unexplainable gain

(Stress, I’m sure) 

Followed by a swoosh!

Wanted chili. 

I’ve had Eggs almost every day

For the month of February. 

Not a challenge or an Egg Fast. 

I just wanted Eggs. 

I did challenge myself 

To not go out for dinner for one month. 

Also no money spent (or drinking) wine. 

I’m happy to say, I accomplished both. 

I have not spent any money 

On going out this whole month. 

Pete brought Pho 

But I mean I didn’t stop and get

A Hamburger on the way home. 

As I sometimes - usually do. 

Up all night being sick. 

I wake up now in the process of throwing up. 

I didn’t even wear my watch

Because I felt too bad 

To walk across the room to get it. 

This migraine thing is not fun. 

I have to use a charting device at work. 

And I keep forgetting to wear my migraine glasses. 

My iPhone has settings I can adjust. 

And now I keep calling everyone “Paul!”

The name of my nephew who died. 

The cat was knocking something off the table. 

And I hollered out “Paul! Stop that!”

Then I sat in a chair and wondered 

“What The F?”

Also, for the record 

Cat Farts are pretty bad. 

Just saying. 

This is Joseph. 

Immediately after the cat fart. 

🙀 lol