poo poo platter

If you use the cup warmer,

The cup will be warm. 

Don’t put it on plastic. 

It will melt. 

If you turn off the heater 

It will be cold. 

Like 55° inside before I turned it up. 

If you eat candy, 

You will spike. 

Regardless of if you lose weight. 

Your blood will be unhappy. 

Covered up the window unit

AC for the winter. 

Sealed box. 

Odd. One can missing. 

Not enough to complain about. 

But every box?  Every day? 

Criminals. 

Shrimp Roll 

Protein Shake. 

Carby Autumn Squash Soup. 

New toy 

New to me. 

If you take Miralax, 

you get one day poop. 

It’s not “one and done!”

Don’t take it, you won’t poop! 

Facts.