cat toys

Helped the family pick out a cat. 

They wanted a girl

But boys are more fun. 

The girl cats they had

Just kinda sat there

And hid under the furniture. 

This cat jumped right out. 

Howdy! 

Drink yer water. 

Found this when I went out

To water. 

Change is on the way, they say! 

Hosta making seed. 

My escape fantasies 

Are acting up again. 

As long as they don’t act out. 

I have promised myself

(With a few “Get Out Of Jail Free” cards)

To not go out to eat for 30 days. 

I keep gaining and losing 

The same 5 pounds.