my rational first christmas

Happy SnakeMas! 

Egg City. 

From beyond the grave? 

Lol. Wrong number. 

My old apartment. 

I miss it. 

I wish rent didn’t go up every year. 

But it does. 

Dallas’ real estate market was the 

last of the reasonable prices. 

One day you could buy a cute little 

1950’s wood frame house for $50K. 

The next thing you know, 

the same house is $150K

But now the house is 70 years old. 

And almost decrepit. 

Ahhh,  progress! 

Texas is the next California. 

So I woke up and looked around 

And it was like I had never seen 

my own surroundings before. 

I was like “Yuk!”

This has to change. 

Like yesterday. 

Finally! I’ve been waiting for this day. 

christmas memes

the ugh stops here

My new BFF

So many cultures make yogurt. 

(See what I did there?)

It’s so simple and easy. 

Boil the milk and let it cool. 

Probably around 100 F. 

Feels like a kid with a fever. 

Add a culture or starter. 

Maybe new; maybe from the last batch. 

Cover for a few hours - 

and you’re done. 

Now I’m ready to make mine 

From the Wheat Belly blog. 

I had the chance to gift Pete 

And his wonderful wife 

With House Seats to Phantom. 

They even got a backstage tour. 

Beautiful full moon. 

Just in time for Christmas Eve. 

Spending a week without my scales 

Is not a happy place for me. 

I gain weight faster than anyone I know. 

I can also lose weight faster than anyone. 

It’s like having a movie star body. 

It responds super quick to my every demand. 

So I gained 3 pounds by doing an experiment. 

Delay - Don’t Deny. 

Still OMAD. 

But basically anything you want. 

Well. Once again. 

I am not one to have “anything I want.” 

The limits of my “movie star body”

End here. 

I still have to stay Low Carb

Because the minute I don’t, 

All kinds of bad things happen. 

Plus wheat. 

Wheat is not my friend.