sausage day (ground hog)

Now THAT's cold....

For Texas, that is!

Stay warm, my little 

GroundHogs!

Watch out for shadows!

Only a body can make a shadow.

Even my hair is cold - Cold-i-locks!

super bowl

Right here in Arlington, Texas....

The new Cowboys Stadium

Everyone has Super Bowl Fever

Just a few more days

Lots of buzz all around town

The New Stadium

Sports fever every where

And now a sleet storm is coming

This just in - it did !!

And was it ever cold today - for Dallas....

45 mph winds makes 10 degrees seem like

a good reason to stay home!

The night nurse had a wreck - people are sliding 

all over the place! Please be careful!

I know you already know that!

Stay warm and healthy!

Happy GroundHog Day!

fat girls are easy

I know what

I think I'll get me a Fatty!

You know - a heavy person -

If ya want to be all PC about it...

A little food (such a bribe)

They always fall for that one!

How could they NOT fall for that one...

A little vino (so easy)

Like with the food, the "cheap stuff" is good enough;

It'll be gone in 5 minutes, anyways...

Tell her how good she looks

She won't believe it.....

Some fat girls are smart, though -

they see right through this one!

Maybe go do something fun -

Like what, though? 

Walk around the mall or something.

That's bound to be a short walk - "lol!"

"Oh, Babe, have you lost weight?

You look great - keep it up!"

Fat girls love to hear that kind of thing

She never hears that, so she will want to believe it!

"Why, yes I have lost weight!" she will say.

So now, we are both lying....

Just like taking candy from a baby....

Pardon the pun - 

Can we just get right to it?

Now what?...

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Been working on this post for a year.

Got this far, finally.

But only in "Toon" version -

Couldn't bring myself to finish!

My mind is literally stunned here.

Got a little queazy, too.

Must have hit a nerve.

Care to write an ending?

I guess each of us writes our own ending every day!

And each ending is a new beginning. 

So they say.

Thanks to Loretta for letting me

play along with her on Toon Tuesday!