Showing posts with label ticket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ticket. Show all posts

21 August 2010

oh boy, tickets!


Santa's "Bad" List
Fasting too fast, I guess.
This is what tickets look like here.

Tickets? To where - maybe a play?
A concert? No?

NO.
The Nice Officer asked if I had a problem -
Otherwise why was I speeding.

I told the Nice Officer that I was a nurse.
Just going to my next case.
He said "Oh - that explains it!"

Worst of all, the weight on my driver's license is bar coded.
And printed up way high! What?
I was like - Oh hells no! Not after all this work!
I've got to change that.

Which what where - huh?

No giant hamburger today

Back to LoCarb 101

Have the horses back by midnight... or else

Whoa!

The end of a pretty hard day!
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Not really a stress eater, or I would have binged.
Not really depressed, or I would have quit.
No anxiety, no "what if's" - no plotting against myself!
No drinking - just one Monster a day.
Just a blip on the radar screen!

Just trying to do the best I can.
Which is a pretty good goal.
(Which, by the way, I did!)
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Blue October
Jump Rope
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Hope your weekend is shaping up to be a great one!

18 June 2010

curves ahead

Driving Miss Poppy
"Banting Way..."  Maybe the coolest street name ever?
William Banting  (here's a link) was an early
LoCarb advocate. Over 100 years ago, he wrote 
"A Letter On Corpulence, Addressed To The Public."

*Not to be confused with Sir Frederick Banting
The Canadian Doctor who c0-discovered insulin.
They were cousins, though!*
One of many  shiny glass buildings, here in Dallas Tx 
What a cute little camper slash trailer!
A curvaceous day!
Driving along - then suddenly it's country all around
Chin Hair?
The Mighty Warrior Gophers...
Gopher It!
Truth in advertising:
"My wife is having twins!"
Bring us your business...

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Monster w/protein
Pack of peanuts x2
HB egg x 2
Atkins bar
Coffee w/cream 
Water, but not nearly enough
9,000 steps at work!
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If someone gives you a ride, 
And they are driving,
And they get a snap (a ticket)
Would you offer to help pay for it?
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So far, the rehab project was
a moderate success..... day 1...
It's always darkest just before the light.
That's what they said in "The Wizard Of Oz."
So it must be right!

Hope you have the best weekend ever!