goodbye cruel world

Lots of crying today. 

I really miss my Love Dove. 

Christmas was the last time

 I got to see her alive. 

I never even got to say goodbye. 

Read in TransAtlantic 

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Why not clean out your freezer today! 

And eat the crap that

You left in there for months! 

 Today’s menu includes ribeye 

And chicken hearts.  Yum!

We now return you to your 

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I got some Cacao “beans”

Which brews like coffee

And tastes like chocolate. 

Lots of Theobromine. 

To retain the oils, 

You need a gold filter. 

No paper. 

French Press works as well. 

Merry Christmas 

to all my blogging friends! 

So I drove around looking

 at all the places I once loved to go. 

All the crap I ate. 

All the lies we tell ourselves. 

All the infantile bullshit

We once believed. 

And I bade it all goodbye. 

The cruel part. 

I’ll keep the good part. 

Is “bade” even a word? 

Past tense of “bid”?

At any rate- I said goodbye 

To all the crap. 

Not a tearful goodbye. 

Just goodbye.  

Like a transgender person 

Would say goodbye to 

His or her previous life. 

I’m a trans-fatty... so to speak. 

time to say goodbye to junk. 

Even low carb junk. 

And while I’m at it,

I’m throwing bullies out

And rude ass Sonsa Bitches -

They can go to the curb as well. 

I’m abnormally tired this year. 

With way too much stuff all around.

I’m going to downsize 

For New Years. 

In preparation for traveling. 

Today I’m downsizing my thoughts. 

Goodbye - cruel world. 

Hello - happy world! 

Yakitty Yak - don’t come back!