let it go

52 days? 

Ready for a break 

Send this to my Ex 

Cool socks from TEMU

I asked the night nurse if she 

Gave a breathing treatment. 

“No. His respirations were 80.”

Me: “Come again?”

Her: “Oh not 80. I meant 60!”

Me: “What? Excuse me?”

Her: “Don't ask me anything else!”

Me: “I wont! 

Your wish is granted. 

Ling Live Jambi!”

I asked the Night Nurse 

If she wanted to help

Put stuff up. 

Nope. 

Many med errors. 

I even labeled the boxes. 

This is how to do laundry. 

So easy! Push button technology! 

No more toting the scraps of fabric 

Off the the river and 

beating them with rocks. 

Its so fun to live in the modern age. 

But alas. Alack. No help. 

Le Long Shot 

I love Clinical Days. 

Just because of the very pretty view. 

look up, look down

See my thumb? 

Gee, I am sometimes dumb!

Got some Sugar Free Candy. 

Now the Big Companies 

Are on the band wagon. 

Not just pricy Russell Stover. 

Maybe it will help? 

Yeah. Helped all up to the bathroom. 

Maltitol needs to be pharmaceutical grade. 

And even then its harsh. 

We Hospice Nurses actually give it

To Hospice Patients when the pain meds

Get them “plugged up”!

New toys for the blog from TEMU. 

Get the free app. It’s great. 

Temu is like Wish, but not as sleazy. 

They take Apple Pay,

So no one can hack you. 

Before my trips, I get 

Crazy junk like mini solar fairy lights,

And flamingo cup holder pads. 

And wee sunglasses for cats. 

They have free shipping   

But its from China, so…

Maybe a package arrives in a month 

Or two weeks…

Instead of overnight, like Amazon. 

Cue the Young and the Restless 

Soundtrack! The night nurse 

Did- indeed- ghost the case. 

So its back to 7 days for me. 

For 2 weeks. “Only”. 

That means no walking. 

No sleeping late. 

Just sleep drive work.

Rinse. Repeat. 

My “reward” will be SeaFood

On the coast in Florida. 

In just 30 days! 

sleepy day

Couldn’t sleep. 

Duh. 

Found my kratom on the bedside. . 

Finally took it - and fell asleep 

Very nice. 

Definitely a Blonde Move. 

More good Kratom news. 

Beat HRV ever. 

Heart Rate Variability 

Ramping up with the 6 minute walk. 

Beat since i was in the hospital. 

Closing all Activity Rings 

Every day. 

Those few times where when 

I was charging the Apple Watch. 

It’s everywhere 

Old person filter. 

OMG 

Onward and Downward!

May 1. 

The countdown begins.