the nurse whisperer

Finally. Flatline sleep. 

Narrow Sideways Channel. 

The Governor of Texas 

Finally issued a stay at home order

Which is weaker than the first one

But longer. Texas is like 47th 

In response sensitivity 

To this whole “Liberal Hoax Virus Thing.”

But that’s changing. 

It is my most sincere hope 

And prayer that companies like

Apple, Uber, Toyota, and Amazon - 

As they move their headquarters 

to Dallas, Houston, and Austin -

They bring with them some 

“California Progressiveness.”

At least socially.

It was just a few years ago

The State was fighting 

To keep Transgender People

From going to the bathroom.  

The right bathroom. 

The Old Guard is dying away. 

May they Rest In Peace 

And be peacefully forgotten. 

Amen. 

 

another day, another couple of bucks

Much better sleep. 

I’m doing a fast 

To prep for that dry fast 

I’ve been wanting to do. 

People on Facebook 

offer to make masks for me.  

At first I was like “Nah!”

And now I’m like “Please!”

I grabbed the grey scrubs. 

I thought they were larges.

They were mediums!

Perfect fit. 

The Interstellar Blend

Super Hair Tonic

Is really kicking in. 

My hair is getting darker. 

I never would have believed it. 

So this virus is terrifying everyone. 

I’m not afraid. 

My position has not changed. 

I respect the virus. 

I give it wide berth. 

But I’m not under it’s control. 

It’s under mine. 

A little. For now. 

dumb ass people

Starting a fast today. 

Today’s the day. 

I’m ready. 

More ready than ever. 

No dairy! 

Can’t get it anyways. 

So it’s a good time to give it up. 

Also beer. 

I had a beer. 

“Yum!” thought I. 

“Yuk!” was more like it. 

Just like wine. 

It was kinda disgusting 

And disappointing. 

My body said NO

Even though my mind said YES! 

Ugh. Same shit. Different day.