A lovely present from Australia -
Crocodile Jerky! Corker!
A marble bag made from a Kangaroo Scrotum
A gigantic Aussie fly swatter
A Whacker for sure! Bugger!
They call the mosquito "Mozzie"
A blowfly is a "Blowie"
A sandfly is a "Midgie"
A lovely salad - needs more snag
This sheila tries to do inverted push-ups
Good on ya!
Here's me needing to go on a walkabout
instead of taking the Ute (Trucky)
A fair dinkum indoor picnic!
Lots of tucker, mate!
Needless to say, I was stoked.
Blokes in California do it spot on!
Later we put the billy on for a cuppa (tea) [at tea]
And chook and prawns and chokkie
My fortunate fortune!
[Holiday - not vacation, eh?]
Might just give it a go. No worries!
No need to Spit the Dummy - just
Shoot through! No ankle-biters here!
Bloody G'Day, mates! (Wankers!)
Are you having the best day yet?
Today is the only day there is.
Might as well make it a good one, eh?
Catch ya 'round! Hooray!