21 June 2018

you will walk today

"Religions" h/t Rick Archer
(Stolen from Facebook)

I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now......

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20 June 2018

Trekkie

Well. She came back. 



No worse for wear. And new rims. 



Suspenders and a belt 

The face you make
 when you bite your lip. 
Like 3 times in a row. 


19 June 2018

one moar day

Traffic is bad at 5 am and 10 pm. 

These cars won’t eat the raw food. 
They act like they’re dying. 
The need an aCATamy award! 

So one more day. 
Maybe 2. Maybe. 


I’m fine with it. 
I have really low expectations. 
The bad guys who stole my car
Ran it out of gas. 
So now, the nice guys at Gerber Collison 
Put gas in it, and test drove it. 
They say it’s good to go! 

Carbs have so much water. 
And they use water. 
I miss them but it’s really better this way. 
Grasses are for ruminants.