11 December 2018

oh crap it’s tuesday

Water Bathing Meat In Plastic 
Oil on Acrylic 
PM for price. 
You probably can’t afford it. 
Move along, dearie. 

I can count the number of times
I’ve had Pork Chops 
On one hand. 
They were never on my hand.
Per se. 

This is the Sous Vide. 
Many bloggers swear by it. 
It takes several hours 
To cook the food. 

Baked and crunchy Pork Belly 

I like Pork,
But I prefer beef. 

So for $100 
All my worldly problems 
Can be solved. 
So I figure “Why Not!?”

I left my Apple Watch at work. 
I was frantic because it wa lost-ed-ed. 

So I got no sleep data and no work out data
But I slept like a log and didn’t wake up
Until the alarm. 
And I had no wine or ETOH of any kind

Go figure. 

10 December 2018

oh crap it’s monday

The purging cycle begins. 
Donating every single thing 
That’s not tied down. 

Also, cleaning. 
Ever hear of bleach tables? 
Now you have. 
Don’t eat em! 

No! Small child, 
You cannot make me 
eat a Christmas Cookie! 

This, on the other hand.... yes. 
Yogurt with mint garlic. 
Sounds disgusting. 
Tastes wonderful! 

I love the Indian
Pakistan food most of all. 
Here is an ounce or two of rice. 
The family members are all diabetic 
(Go figure) 
And they make cauliflower rice now. 

Look who’s getting into the keto game! 
SlimFast MCT oil!! 
For fucks sake. 

Crappy sleep way up in the stratosphere. 
I’ve been experimenting 
For a month now. 

A little tickle. 
So I wear his mask for 10 long hours. 
Yes indeed I do. 
Glasses - optional.  

09 December 2018

Trader Joe’s Cauliflower Pizza Review

It was ok. 
Home made is better. 
But this is good 
for the non low carb world. 

Jackfruit at Kroger’s. 

This. Not sure what it is. 

From 2 years ago. 
I’m so funny - it hurts sometimes.