This Bacon is made with Brown Sugar.
Which I had to give away
to save me from myself.
Also had my spice rub:
cayenne, onion, garlic, and paprika.
"GEE - You smell terrific!"
"I know - thanks - it's bacon!"
OHHH! - that explains it!
Creates a nearly irresistible attraction!
Just a yabba- dab will do ya!
So get yours today!
Also makes a great gift!
Guaranteed to please -
for the person who has everything!
Coming soon to a plate near you!
Hope your day is great!