Salmon Roasting on a open fire
Jack Daniels sipping in your glass.
Lady GaGa being sung like a crier
Not to mention Mama Cass!
Everybody knows a workout and walk or two
Helps to make the day just right.
Shiny gyms, with your muscles aglow,
Can make the shake and bake take flight!
And so I'm offering you this happy tune
With goals from one to 99...
Maybe your days be fishy and bright!
And may all your weigh-ins be just fine!