Paleo - Turkey?
It chases YOU
Corn again? WHY must we have corn again!!
"Oh brother - here we go again with the "corn again" speel!
I am SO not sitting at the 'LoCarb table' next year!"
Here - have some of our dug-up relatives...
Oops - did I just say that out loud?
I meant - we really dig our relatives, man!
The REAL reason the Early Americans were hungry...
Ineptitude - probably due to carbs, no doubt
I implore Ye to not cross the line into the forbidden forest
And partake there of the carbs - And the grains
of which we do not speak ..... of..... (much!)
Fun With Pilgrams!