30 October 2010

zombie day

Skeleton walks into a bar. 
Says "Give me a beer, and a mop!" 

How do you mend an IchyBody?
A pumpkin patch!

Ten Mummies walk into a bar.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Where to Zombies go swimming?
The Dead Sea

Frank -n- foods

What did the rat say to the bat?
"Oh look - an angel!"

LoCarb Cereal Killer

Happy Pink Halloween!

No hunger or cravings from the slice of carrot cake yesterday.
Back to protein mixes all day. 5 days this week.
All with Monster, of course. What else for Halloween???
They have a new Monster that is my all time fave -
Absolute Zero.... purple can omg...

What a lovely day at work!
My patient got better!
See ? It can happen - even in Hospice!

My own little Mother got better
and lived 3 or 4 more years, after a Hospice experience.
I myself got better after my NDE and
now I am coming to terms with my Zombie-esque life.
'Bout time, eh?

Zombie Haiku

These guys look like they had fun making this video.
Fun. Remember fun?

One year ago, I found this video, but
on account of having the Swine Flu H1N1
I didn't get to blog it!
A little Wicked fun?
Hope you are having some fun!


  1. And after the skeleton ordered his drink, he hit on the pretty girl next to him at the bar. It didn't work though ... she saw right through him.

    [rim shot]

  2. "give me a beer and a mop?" i dont get it....but i tell ya what i do "get"...... your drawings - they delight me !

    love winnie

  3. Hi Winnie - and thanks!
    About the skeleton....
    When he drinks the beer,
    it goes right through him!
    Cuz he has no internal organs!

  4. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Anne who?
    Anne thing you can do, I can do better.

    (great, now the tune is stuck in my head!) ;-)

  5. you guys are all silly :0)

    made me smile this early in the morning

  6. After finally getting home, your blog is one of the first places I've gone...you never disappoint!!

    Q: Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
    A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


  7. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay, I just like laughing, really. I'm not proposing. :D

    I am totally saving the Frank N Foods one to use on my blog some day. My fave visually is the skeleton bar one, but the rat/angel one was so funny! And the Mummies.

  8. This is the closest I'm likely to come to a Halloween party this year, Anne! Thank you! :-)

    Hope you have frighteningly good weekend!

  9. Wickedly Funny!

    Love everyone adding their own jokes. Wish I had one to offer. I'll come back (from the dead if I have to) to contribute :)

  10. Wickedly funny
    and such a hoot
    to get the chuckles
    reading a lo carb blog!

  11. We only going to go back a few days....
    a new follower here....
    but you've got me interested in more!
    you take my mind off the hard part of losing weight
    and let the good times roll!


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