cue the soundtrack

The stars are out of whack in the sky....

Which is also out of whack...

Everyone in the tilted world knows that!

The soap we use is killing us with chemicals

that are toxic - to say nothing about 

the animal testing and poor fuzzy bunnies!

And blondes!

We wear horrid chemical fabrics (don't get me started on fashion)

 and wash with toxins that never really come out  - 

All packaged in rotten plastics that clog our landfills

And kill the fish in the lakes.

 I really don't care much about fish anyways... but still. 

Every single thing we do or touch or 

have at all - is just a freaking 

dubious dual double edged dangling Sword of Damocles.

D'oh!

Cheap metals fester in our quivering brains!

 Transporting them and the cheap chemicals

and eating them - drinking them 

--The metals - not the brains, silly!

... any one of them can choke a horse.

The water in our sinks - unfit to drink!

It's filled with DiHydrogen Oxide.

Even the name of that sounds like 

something that should be banned.

Many people die from this alone.

Do we really want this in our homes?

Hydrogen Hydroxide - for our children?

"I . Think. Not!"

Invisible electro magnet field rays

come through the walls at night 

and poison us with awefulness!

To say nothing of all the 3G and 4G and GG

(I just made that one up) rays that are 

every where! Wear a foil cap! 

Keeps you from dying!

All genetically modified garbage that is sold as food...

Franken-furter Franken-Food.

All for profit and people killin' evil do-ers!

"Tay inna wind!"

 A euphemism for "Don't eat anything!"

Poison food from poison cups with lead and ocean liners 

hauling tons of crap here for us to buy -

In this angst riddled economy!

So go ahead -

Nuke your rancid oils and corporate brainwashing

exploits - don't forget your precious

High Fructose Corn Syrup... 

Made from GMO corn, of course!

Bah!

The poor slob who climbed up a tree and picked these...

Probably lives in a slum made entirely from discarded

coconut husks. And wears coconut shells 

(like a mermaid - merman!) because

he is being exploited by the histrionic need for trendy drinks.

Get back to work, Slob! I think you dropped a nut!

Obviously there are things wrong.

Obviously there are things we can do.

*sigh*

deep breath!

All this talk... now straight from the Internet!

*All quotes and threads from one day on FB*

It always has been and always will be with us - in content...

Just the form has changed!

So don't worry!

Everything is going to work out fine!

Keep doing what works...

Doing what we know to be right!

"We are all full of weakness and errors; 

let us mutually pardon each other our follies." - Voltaire