It occurred to me, that I am 50 (next week.)
And some of the young ones might not know
that these are actually parodies of songs.
(And not just gratuitous pictures of donuts!)
So I added YouTube links!
JUNK - huh!
Good god - y'all!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing !!
I'll say it again!
American (Dieting) Woman
I don't need your vending machines
I don't need your get-oh scenes
Starchy delights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
I Will (Do More Than) Survive
At first I was afraid - I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you ON my sides
But then I spent so many nights just thinkin'
How I did me wrong... and I grew strong
And I learned how to get along!
Nope - have not BEAN to Don Jaun's LATELY
But I could use some harmony
Rodeo City Music Hall
And to all, a Good Buy
This also just added:
By the way - this is the worst post I have ever written.
Threw up a little (twice) just thinking about it all.
[worst = true]