Creepy Intro Music Here
And whistling wind....
Lions, Tigers, Carbs
All this junk - this candy, and so-called food!
Cookies, cakes, pies, omg!
What is it trying to tell us?
What was that whispering sound?
Did you hear that, or is it just me?
All this drinking, and eating, and working out -
and things that make no sense at all.
Especially if you do them all at the same time!
They said what?
They said I have a big WHAT?
Oh, ok! Sorry - it's not easy to understand
what you're saying.... I think I got it now....
They said that I'll have to figure out for myself??
(Some help you are, Cookie Whisperer!)
Sheesh - thanks alot!
The Cookie Whisperer said the "lost souls" are Earth-Bound
because they have some unfinished business here.
And they are stuck here until they solve it!
We want to dump our fatty bodies and move around freely.
Free from the grave, and from the gravy!
Well, let's see.
Better get to solving!
Eat 6 times a day.
Eat anything you want, and come back and tell me how that's working for ya.
Maybe it's a virus. From outer space.
(Yeah - that's it - a virus!)
It causes people to gain weight that they can not lose.
Or maybe it's genetic. A disease without a cure.
Maybe it's more Rational:
Low Frustration Tolerance
Alphabet soup of every diagnosis
Is Morbid Obesity a Morbid "Death Wish?"
Wow - looks like we took a wrong turn somewhere -
Eat less - Move more.
True dat! But it's not that easy.
Or we would all be thin as proverbial rails
and everyone would live 500 years.
Or maybe forever.
On the other hand, it's not that hard.
Simple, but not easy.