Found a pair of jeans
the size I once wore
Or to put it another way -
The outer pair is 48's men's
The inner pair is 32's men's
Which is the size I wear now....
An 8-10 women's!
Wow - it made me
Curl up a little - dizzy - woozie -
Caught me completely off guard
My head rolled off of my body
My brains ran out,
And ran down on the floor....
Just a little.
Someone found them
and gave them back.
But I didn't know what to do with them,
(Since I needed them to solve the riddle...)
So a clerk dusted them off,
And stuck them back in.
Said this happens alot
after weight loss
(But also during weight gain)
At least I didn't try to eat them.
That's SOOOO last year!
I remember the day I had to go up in size to a 24 W...
in a dressing room, at good old WalMart.
I was stunned - "How...could...this...be??" *sniffle*
But I did eat this -
From SugarLess Delite -
LoCarb Gluten Free Pumpkin Bread
They are hecka busy this time of year
And yet, they treat me like Royalty!
Rather than buy out the store at one time,
I get one or two different DaVinci Sugar Free
flavorings every month or so.
Between those, and extracts, I have a good selection!
Banana, Plain Sweetener, Strawberry, Kaluah, Irish Cream, Black Berry,
Caramel, Vanilla, Chocolate, Praline, Pancake, Pumpkin Pie
Hope your day is Sweet and Flavored Just Right!