drop dead fred

I actually work for 

Dennis The Mennace Kids. 

All the kids I’ve had - as patients - 

were pranksters. 

And none of them know when to stop. 

Because they are disabled,

They have never been told NO,

Or been reprimanded 

In even the slightest way. 

Personally, and professionally,

I think this is a mistake. 

They need redirecting. 

Not punishment. 

But they won’t know 

what’s expected of them 

if they’ve never been told. 

Slept like crap 

BUT OK

Still low pulse. 

A good walk in the day

Makes a big gap at night. 

Headaches suck Ballz. 

I called Apple to figure out 

How to enter data on such a small screen. 

Lego 

Should be called Foot-Oh. 

Yes. I’m flat footed. 

Drop Dead Nursing. 

I lay all my meds out for the day. 

So I’ll remember if I gave them. 

Same with my Kratom. 

I don’t want too much. 

Or too little. 

Each tab is 1/2 gram. 

6 grams is my usual daily allotment. 

In small doses, Kratom is a stimulant. 

In larger doses it acts like a sedative. 

On my days off, I usually skip

Or just have a gram or 2 

To avoid a “withdrawal headache!”

Santa is coming. 

He has a lump of coal for me. 

I had +1 edema in my legs

And some wheezing when I was 

Flat on bed. From just a bite of two

Of forbidden fruits. (Key Lime Pie)

💀🥲👻

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