Off to work with Advil in hand
Another small town in the middle of nowhere
A vending machine for lettuce
"Have a nice salad!"
Come back next summer
We buy crap gold
Less talk - more work, ladies -
"Or I'll snatch ya bald headed!"
These two watched me all day long
They are plottin' sumpin'
Just about the time my headache
went was going away,
I ran into a door and hit - my head.
It didn't help the headache at all, actually!
Nope, not one bit.
Good Advice and lots of water
A tea ball filled with Yerba Mate
With a plastic cup instead of a gourd,
and a straw for the bombilla!
Did I mention my thumbs are double-jointed?
And don't go asking them if they have any powdered sugar....
Or size 3X shirts, either!
They might not appreciate the humor!
[one of my faves]
Have a nice ..... salad!