siri

 

Got a new iPhone, after dropping my Android in some coffee.

Hot buttered coffee.

Siri is great... I just don't think she likes me.

I asked her to tell me a joke.

She said can't - she always forgets the punch line!

I asked her again, and she said this:

"What did one iPhone say to the other...

Oh - wait... never mind...."

So I asked her again!

She tells it like it is.

I expected her to say

"I'm sorry, Anne - I'm afraid I can't do that..."

I'm sending her virtual flowers for Valentines Day!

Might help.

Could not hear doodely-squat on the phone...

Turns out, you have to take off the plastic cover!

Blonde moment!

Duck Lips - medical style

lol!