Got a new iPhone, after dropping my Android in some coffee.
Hot buttered coffee.
Siri is great... I just don't think she likes me.
I asked her to tell me a joke.
She said can't - she always forgets the punch line!
I asked her again, and she said this:
"What did one iPhone say to the other...
Oh - wait... never mind...."
So I asked her again!
She tells it like it is.
I expected her to say
"I'm sorry, Anne - I'm afraid I can't do that..."
I'm sending her virtual flowers for Valentines Day!
Could not hear doodely-squat on the phone...
Turns out, you have to take off the plastic cover!
Duck Lips - medical style