Do not cut off your nose to spite your face
Do not stick sharp objects into your eye -
Or run with scissors.
Or with sissies.
Do not stick your finger in a light socket.
Do not try this at home
*Does not work for "potty-mouth," either*
Do not hook up with a battery
Do not make it harder than it has to be!
Why tempt fate?
Hope your day is wonderful!
Peace, Love, and Bacon!