thief

I left my Beats Box at work 

On purpose so it can charge. 

The night nurse got into it ,

Unplugged it, and took the cord. 

She left it completely uncharged. 

I also suspect that’s where my 

Beats Headphones are. 

She took them. 

This case is jinxed. 

Nothing is going right. 

Cookies steal your health. 

Just don’t eat them. 

Cooking is better than eating out. 

BBQ is rediculously expensive. 

One good thing. 

I take a pain pill 

from when I broke my leg

And 2 anti-cholinergics. 

Off to find friendlier skies. 

When you’re done- you’re done.