who let the cats out

Someone left his door open 

So he could sleep with the cats. 

When they got bored with him,

They came to me and woke me up. 

What a bag of jerks. 

Cats are jerks. 

Still love the blends. 

Seven Sages. 

A different blend for every

 day of the week. 

A nice card from the office. 

Perry Mason always said 

To be careful 

And ABSOLUTELY certain 

when a man’s life 

Hangs in the balance- 

But the Mom talked to the Dad!

And all lights are green. 

I have their blessing to send this letter 

To the state. Finally. 

They want her gone as much as I do. 

Rude is one thing. 

Everyone is rude there. 

Lazy is one thing. 

Everyone there is lazy

And no one even gets up from their chair

To help the boy. 

But dangerous-

That’s where you have to draw the line. 

Full moon. Pretty. 

Valley Ranch is where 

The Dallas Cowboys once practiced. 

Made Chaffles at work. 

The mom loves them. 

My blends. 

The Mom said if I prayed for guidance 

I would receive a dream. 

That has happened before, 

but not last night. 

Unless my guidance 

Is telling me to move away from 

The inconsiderate noise makers.