fooled no more

I broke my own rule 

And drank some more wine I found. 

Under the guise of

Wanting to get rid of it

So I won’t drink it. 

🧐🤨🧐

I paid for it with lousy sleep. 

And dehydration. 

Drinking wine is so much 

“A Thing” in Nursing Culture,

No one bats an eye. 

They look at you funny if you 

DON’T drink. 

 

Same with Sweets. 

Just One. 

I won’t tell if you don’t. 

Come on - it’s Christmas!

Live a little. 

I made these just for you. 

Etc etc etc. 

So- I ordered Wings. Dry rub. 

The one problem with 

Carnivore Keto

Is having to cook

Or have a hot meal at work. 

I don’t like to eat when I get home 

Because it’s always past 9 pm. 

Intermittent Fasting OMAD

has been working. 

But I need to have an earlier window. 

Remember the episode 

Of I Love Lucy 

Where they drove cross country 

And ended back up 

At the same crappy motel?

They were fooled by the billboard. 

My motto for 2020 is

“Don’t Get Fooled Again”

Or something like that. 

It’s never one bite. 

It’s never one glass. 

It’s never ok. 

It’s never worth it. 

If a product can sit

On a shelf for a year-

It’s so filled with junk, it’s a 

Chemical ShitStorm. 

How can you be at your best

With that? 

I’m no purist. 

But that stuff is not good. 

When I first started blogging

10 years ago, 

People asked me if I was going 

To never have carbs again. 

Well- maybe that’s going to be true. 

I’ve never been tempted 

Until I started fasting. 

And realized I could have a few

So-called “treats”! 

But the cravings make it

Very much not worth it. 

Someone posted this on Facebook. 

I love this. 

Every Fatty reaches this point. 

Some of them give in. 

I guess they either say 

“Fuck it!”

Or “Fuck no!”

I’m saying Fuck NOOOO