so excited!

I ordered a Chest PT Vest

For a little kid. 

They sent out 

An adult small. 

It didn’t fit him. 

But it fit me!  Lol. A small. Wow. 

Mmmmm. 

Cold coffee for summer. 

I keep it on my nightstand. 

I get a shot first thing in the morning. 

Then I go back to sleep 

By the time the coffee kicks in, 

I’m ready to wake up! 

I call it a “caffeine nap!”

Get a load of this! 

Use the Trans-Atlantic Accent

When you say that. 

It sounds ducky, dah-ling!

I never dreamed 

I would be so happy to sleep. 

I did an odd thing last night. 

I had about 40 carbs. 

An hour later, my BG

Was 112. So I’m good. 

I’m starting a fast today. 

And I needed the mental boost. 

Low Carb feels depriving sometimes. 

Mostly, when I’m not prepared. 

They don’t exactly sell Keto 

On the street corners. 

The mom at the case said 

she thought I had gained weight 

Whilst on vacation. 

Well. I did not. 

I somehow gained 

After vacation! 

But my vacation weight was spot on. 

By the time I saw her, I was golden again. 

If it’s water weight,

 I can gain or lose

4 pound as day. 

Which is crazy. 

There’s something 

we don’t understand 

Or have knowledge of

In the world of carb restrictions. 

Maybe one day, it will be obvious.