no thanks, I'm trying to quit
the candy cane patch
*very* popular at Christmas
the chocolate bar patch
the donut patch
They are working on the cabbage patch and the briar patch models as well.
Last night, I had Michigan Chicken.
"What," you may ask, "is Michigan Chicken?"
I couldn't make this part up if I tried!
You are a fun way to start the day. Donut patch, indeed.
ReplyDeleteThe poor donut crumbled up so bad, by the time I took the pic it was all over the floor and all over me!
ReplyDeleteWhen I used to eat junk, my (former) boss would say - just tape it to your thigh; that's where it's going to end up...
This is too funny. I'm sending this on to my husband, who loves this kind of thing!
ReplyDeleteI'd chose the chocolate patch I think, except what a mess it would make!
Thank you for the Friday chuckle! LOL on the Michigan chicken!
ReplyDeleteOr mitten chicken. Does the candy cane patch prevent overindulgences at Christmas...I think I'll try it!
ReplyDeleteLove it! When we first got a microwave waaaaay back when my mom tried a recipe for cupcakes that supposedly didn't need any sort of special muffin tin. Of course, at this time there WEREN'T really microwavable muffin tins. Didn't quite hold their cupcakeish shape, though, and instead sorta splatted down and became "State Cakes." Some looked like NY, some FL ... and the one we liked the most was the size of Alaska ;)
ReplyDeleteI live right across from the bottom of the thumb ...
ReplyDeletethe ketones are full of Happy :D
Nanny, The World's Meanest Woman, would have smacked you in the back of your head and said in her very broken English, "Don you play wid your fud!" But, I'm really glad that you did!
ReplyDeletehaha. I used to live right above the blob in the bottom middle :)
ReplyDeletepatch? ill take a full honey/morphin drip please. lol.
ReplyDeleteanneh, you are gettin' skinny woman! im amazed at your bravely handling such radioactive substances while on low carb! oh, the humanity!! :)
I used to quite often get an accidental chocolate patch on my butt (or in my cleavage). It didn't stop the craving though.
ReplyDeleteWork on a Gin and Tonic patch, if you would, please.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm, donuts.
ReplyDeleteLMAO - love this! Thank you for commenting on my blog, because now I've found yours!
ReplyDeletelmao very interesting...and you are great for getting us going on a friday morning. Big Hug skinny girl.
ReplyDeleteOh my......what an imagination...I love it!!!
ReplyDelete(Where can I get a chocolate bar patch that won't melt?)
I also really liked yesterday's video...but couldn't watch it all because my crappy connection kept freezing it and that was really pissing me off...
looks like fat elvis chicken to me...
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny! And so is everyone else :D
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun crowd!
Waiting on a pumpkin patch pic. :-)
ReplyDeleteHope you have a pumpktastic weekend, Anne!
Oh Anne, You have me laughing out loud! and that Michigan Chicken-- AWE-SOME!
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em comin'
xo
You nut, you ate a catcher's mitt.
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