comparing day

I survived the pandemic unscathed. 

Except for that little bit 

Where I almost died. 

Probably from Covid 19. 

“LOL”

Over one decade of Low Carb! 

What a baby face I was!

Still not sure I look 60

Even on days when I feel it. 

I hope I’m aging gracefully. 

Inside and out. 

In the movie The Quiet Man, 

John Wayne was dragging Maureen O’Hara

Up hill and down dale-

To the point where in real life

She cracked a vertebra! 

Always a true actress

And consummate professional-

The first thing she said was

“At least we got the shot!”

Kinda like us Fatties. 

At least we kept it between the lines. 

“LOL”

Backs of hands don’t lie. 

A few so-called liver spots. 

That one bruise is still from the IV

Way back in March / April. 

Do you see what I see? 

Red ears. 

Dark neck skin

AKA acanthosis nigricans. 

And a few skin tags. 

Yep. I’m really an undiagnosed 

But fully repentant diabetic. 

Type 2. Something if you please. 

They say this helps. 

With the zinc- it can’t hurt. 

My goal is to get off PPI

Proton Pump Inhibitors ASAP 

Lol. Same with low carb. 

Screw it. Eat whatever. 

Wallpaper. Glue. Horse hoofs. 

Table legs. Cat hair. Lol. 

Carb Master 

Down 2 pounds 

I’m really going for it! 

Shhhh - don’t tell Murphy 

No worries about portion control. 

Since I’m old now, 

I’m much better. 

I just don’t give a shit. 

So it’s not a problem. 

*maniacal laughter*