there’s something about mary

Dirty dinner

Dirty truth

Dirty traffic 

Dirty dog no sleep 

Pretty sunset

Dirty Hairy Potter

Well, I filed the complaint. 

It’s official. 

I think I caught an impostor. 

She uses two different names. 

She also probably has

Munchausen By Proxy. 

AKA 

Facticous Disorder Imposed on Another. 

At any rate, I turned her in! 

She’s been starving the little patient

By design - or neglect....

Either way, I caught her

And brought up the courage to

Turn her in officially. 

So we’ll see 

I’m ready for a good long nap. 

And some Crazy Water. 

I’m thirsty as heck. 

Stress is like taking 

mega doses of Prednisone. 

I can gain 10 pounds on a week

And not change my diet. 

We’ll see what snake juice does. 

I don’t want the fasting to be stressful. 

That would complicate things. 

The only way out

-is through! 

Here we go! Hold on tight!