twinkle in my eye

Everyone supports Ukraine. 

Even my Boi. 

3 ounces. Pretty nutrient dense. 

I’ve been audited like 16 times. 

Anymore when I go in to the IRS,

I’m like “Hey - how’s the wife and kids?” 

I got pulled up for some income I missed 

In 2001. It was an honest mistake. 

They said I owed 300,000 

Which was not true. 

It was more like $3000. 

They charge interest at 24%

Compounded monthly. 😟

Plus fines. All for $1000 oversite. 

The agent said if I didn’t pay it,

I should go kill myself to satisfy the debt. 

They’re ruthless.  Heartless. 

I turned her in. I hope she lost her job. 

Anyways. I got audited again. 

The difference is - this time,

I hired a tax group. 

Uncle Sam’s mean cousin

- Mr Taxman -

Went all the way back to 2016. 

But wait! My lucky day! 

Siri found miles and miles and $$

Before the new tax law went into effect. 

I owe Siri a coke. 

Turnes out, they’ll owe me money!

What are the odds? 

Not that I’ll get it back, mind you. 

They’re also very greedy. 

Lol. LAZE a trail. 

Sounds good to me. 

MyHRV is slowly creeping up. 

I want to get a job 

As a professional mattress tester. 

I think I would be great at it. 

Back to fasting. 

I want to clean up the edges 

for my Dr Appointment

In April.