jocularity

Breakfast. 

Lunch 

Dinner. 

The last time I got GrubHub

The meal was so nasty- it looked like

A drunk toddler made it. 

And it was like $30! 

I told myself I would be 

Better off fasting. 

I was right! 

Kid is sick. 

Mom brings in humidifier. 

Night Nurse said it was stuffy in the room. 

And opened the window. 

“But the humidifier seemed to help.”

Alas! Alack! Alaska! 

That’s what I’m trained myself to say

Instead of  saying

“OMG! You must be batshit crazy!”

I just hope it’s not contagious. 

Once upon a time 

In Nurse Land, there was a great magazine 

Called the Journal of Nursing Jocularity 

You can’t change things. 

You might as well giggle.  

They stopped producing this 

Industry Standard when the leaders

Were killed in a wreck. (Link)

I miss the spirit of those days. 

The irony is that here we are

The most advanced 

The most powerful 

All-American Apex Predator!

Our medical knowledge is amazing

And yet- the infrastructure is lacking. 

We suck at delivery. 

All work and no play

Makes for a dull day. 

This is consecutive day 11. 

One day more for a day off. 

I’m going to sleep. 

Nothing but sleep. 

At least still have my wits. 

Don’t leave home without your wits! 

ETA

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