stamina day

A Spring Squall came through

Made for some beautiful skies. 

Here’s what’s good. 

On days I can’t make hamburger,

I buy and In-N-Out Flying Dutchman 

On the way home,

And take it to work the next day. 

Money - that’s what I want 

$15 a bottle wine is good. 

I used to be $10 but let’s be real, here. 

And Two Buck Chuck will rot your guts. 

$15 a day x 30 days x 12 months

X 10 years. 

And with wine, you have nothing to show for it. 

No collection, no photographs,

No memories. Just blank space. 

I’m so glad I quit! 

It’s becoming the best decision 

I ever made. 

My heart thanks me, too. 

It gets all the rest it needs. 

And so I take it for a walk every day. 

To keep it in shape. 

And happy. 

Then this happened. 

The lovely folks at the IRS audited me

For 2018. 

Yes- they can go back that far. 

Hahahahaa the jokes on the other foot! 

I redid my taxes, and I got a refund! 

They were charging me 

for not having Obama Care. 
When all that time, I was under the care

Of the VA, for better or worse-

When I just had a broken leg

(That they said wasn’t broken!)

Thanks, Uncle Sam!