some things are illuminated

All the light bulbs in Trucky went out 

at about the same time.... which is right about now!

The upper brake light assembly in trucks -

Well, it tends to leak when it rains, so mine is sealed with silicone.

Quite a mess to get into and out of.

I've learned how to do it myself over the years.

Inspection (every year in Tx)

Tags (every 2 years)

All kinds of good stuff - lots got done!

From New Yorker Magazine

But the guy who was helping me put the old bulbs back in -

Put the old burned out bulbs back in instead, and closed 'er up!

Then, they sold me the wrong size. And threw the old bulbs away.

I ended up digging through the trash, and making quite an ass of myself.

All the while I was telling the guy it was the wrong size -

Every one "knew" better than me, and I ended up being right.

I was seething!

Finally, I took the fucking truck to get it done

(It's just a light bulb, right?)

And they ended up looking like this!

Now I am blinding people on the road -

until I can go to yet another place to get it done again!

5th time is the charm, eh?

So then I stop at the Butcher Shop to get some meat

And a lovely bag of bones, which they cut for me, special.

The butcher took the bones up to the front, 

And from out of nowhere, a lady grabbed them,

And ran out the door! Honestly!

Now I ask you, who steals bones?

A bone hunter? Bone Thug?

 

I guess I picked the wrong day to quit drinking wine,

Quit coffee, and go back to Induction 

All in one day! Better to take it in stages.

The bone broth turned out great!

I share it and get lots of compliments.

True story!

I can lol about it now -

and get out for a walk in the cool Autumn days!