gettin’ ready

Horrible dreams all night. 

That never happens. 

Well- seldom. 

And when it does, I have nightmares 

About SpongeBob or random dudes

Looking in a window- thank goodness 

I don’t relive the years of sexual abuse! 

I’m well-healed. Years of therapy. 

They need a fob, or shoe device

That’s just a pedometer,

For days you don’t  wear your watch. 

Like days working in the yard

Or giving a bath. 

Even though they’re waterproof. 

Does it track distance if you just put it

I’m your pocket? 

Apple Watch started a trend. 

Now that I have a year of data. 

Nothing  too stellar here. 

Good starting point. 

Covid has been rough on us all. 

No denying this! 

Time to get cleaned up

And polish off the rough edges

So that when life resumes-

We won’t still be stuck. 

I need to Snake Fast

And re-channel my inner 

Grace & Frankie - aka Jane Fonda. 

Full moon rising 

Microwave died. 

Poor thing was from 2002! 

Cut the cord and kick it to the curb. 

Good news! The replacement will have 

An Air Fryer built in. 

Hello, Chicken Wings!

Between the Instant Pot, 

The Sous Vide, and the Air Fryer 

This Low Carber is going to shine! 

Snap Chat

1950s pin up gal, and buck-tooth beaver! 

Bags? 

I do t need no stinking bags!