loud morning call

Don’t ya hate it when people

Feign ignorance? 

I get this at work. 

And other places. 

They act like they don’t know how to do something 

So they get by forever. 

Above The Battleground 

Just supposed to watch it all. 

And not react. 

Right now, I tend to react with 

Wild disbelief. Jaw dropping amazement. 

Burned up burgers. 

And the beef soup I made 

Had mold in it. 

Total loss yesterday. 

Loss Loss! 

Poblano Pepper and Cheese

Little Hatch Chili Pepper Bites 

My Wheat Belly yogurt and berries 

No mommy! 

Hmmmmm what!?

Must be PUFA

If it’s not all saturated fats.  

MUFA or PUFA. 

Bet it’s not MUFA. 

Spent all day singing Wicked. 

Like ALL day. 

You know I never get tired of it. 

It’s a joy to sing sing sing. 

wicked day off

I vape CBD at night

And take CBN for sleep. 

I lied. It’s not a vape. 

Actually it’s a flower. 

Perfectly legal. 

But I can’t put a picture 

Because it looks like 

It’s cousin MJ. 

But it’s just hemp. 

This app allows for a day off. 

Good thing. 

The nurse that I trained 

Quit. No notice. 

So I’m back to 6 days. 

Getting better. 

This cat is deaf. 

He can’t hear. 

We have a menagerie 

Of Special Needs cats.  

We have a 4th cat. 

His name is Clawed (Claud) Le FurBall. 

Current events. 

Always construction. 

Every day since- 

Well- since forever. 

Over an hour of traffic

With construction. 

I put on a movie and just listened. 

THIS movie. 

Once was my favorite. 

I thought I was soooooo

Antidisestablishmentarian! 

But alas. 

I was just a jerk. 

More so- confounded. 

Day off. 

Living in a house 

with professional musicians 

Is always a riot. 

Especially Broadway Musicians. 

One day, a guy from Hamilton. 

One day later, a chick from Wicked. 

Or Jesus Christ Super Star. 

Or Evita. 

They all still practice. 

And I get to listen! 

Imagine me- prancing and traipsing 

And swanning about -

Singing my most favorite-est songs. 

Life is goodness! 

man who ate an airplane!

From Wikipedia 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito?wprov=sfti1

The man who ate things!

Like I’m doing this week. 

Lol. 

My mother told a story about a 

World War 2 Soldier

Who ate a Jeep. 

Then pooped it out 

And put it together again. 

Maybe that was a 

M*A*S*H episode! 

Anyways. I think this guy

Is the real deal guy. 

diner en gris

Dinner In White 

Where people get together at a secret location 

Everyone wears white-

All tablecloths and plates are white

They meet for an evening picnic ! 

Well- I’m having Dinner in Grey. 

50 shades of it. 

Anything I want. 

A handful  of candy. 

It was yuck 

A cookie. A pretzel. 

Not sure but I think these are 

Fruity Pebbles. 

And they were on the floor. 

Ate em anyways. 

Yuk. I can’t believe I once loved them. 

I can’t imagine how I ever ate them. 

My mouth broke out

And I got a little sick.

Plus - I gained 4 pounds 

Overnight. Not fair! 

He tries to comfort me. 

By I’m inconsolable. 

Hot coffee. 

All things that tear up a stomach. 

Now I cant say I never had a chance 

To try them. Lol 

All these years low carb. 

I didn’t even crave them. 

I wanted to see how my blood glucose

Would behave. It was OK. 

But the bellyache! 

OMG pure junk. 

taco hell

I’m not in the “just one bite” group. 

I’m on the group that says 

“One is not enough

And a thousand is not enough either!”

In other words- I’m a fiend. 

A lecherous fiend. 

Just like everyone else. 

I had some Taco Bell Cinnabon Delights. 

Hey- why not! 

I even burned my wee tongue 

Shoving them in my mouth 

As they were boiling hot- having been fried 

With Industrial Oils. Etc. 

So I was sick as FUCK

All night. Threw up. 

And bam! More blood! 

Just after I was cleared. 

In other words-

I tore myself a new asshole. 

Even Mr Snuggles didn’t want to cuddle last night. 

If we can’t learn from memes-

Can we even ever learn at all? 

Knowing and doing are 2 different things

When you’re a Dumb Ass like me. 

I say this lovingly. Lol. 

Elaines plate is much prettier. 

My beautiful city. 

I took off early

To get some extra sleep. 

And ended up not having access to it. 

I was planning to eat Taco Bell treats 

Yesterday. But a SWAT team 

was in the drive through 

Busting some dude. 

Should have been my hint

To drive on by. 

I have a friend who once ate 

whole jar of  Peter Pan Peanut Butter. 

She said she was sick for 2 days

And could barely move her hands. 

Such inflammation! 

It’s literally the definition of insanity. 

Food for Thought.