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BackAssWards!
Just doesn't make any sense.
I overslept today!
(Not really - this is a story.
Work with me, here!)
I figured this:
"Since I've already messed up and over-slept,
I will just stay in bed. All day."
Then I got up. Cuz I was hungry.
So I ate. Whatever. 100 cakes.
(Not really - just a story - remember?)
So I told myself this:
"Since I've already messed up and had a cake,
I will just eat cake. All day."
Well that didn't last too long.
Pretty soon I figured I'd best go to work.
Beats looking for a new job, right?
So I got dressed and went down stairs.
But I forgot something.
So I went back up the stairs.
Then back down. Only to find I forgot something else.
So I came up with this stroke of genius:
I am just going to keep going up and down the stairs. All day."
Well, that evidently only works for FUN things.
This going up and down all day sucks! Hard work, that!
So I got in the car. Driving....
Hit a red light. I wanted green!
Grrrr. Grrrreen!
I wanted all the lights to be green, and stay green.
Even before I left out. No waiting today.
Not for me. Late as I am?
In fact, I'm not going anywhere until all the lights are green -
And stay green... but just on my side, that is!
So I decided to show "them."
Whoever "they" are.
So I turned off the ignition, and sat there.
Stuck like chuck. Right at the light.
Thought I: "You lousy fatherless child! Bastid!
You want me to stop? I'll show you *stop!*
I've got your *stop* right here."
Well, that ends up sucking, too. Cus the traffic was heavy.
And the car was hot, and I just wanted things to go ok.
And I really don't need this right now.
(Insert whimper here!)
All I need is this Thermos.
And this stool. And this ping pong paddle.
Sheesh - I can't even talk right now...
I can't think... What was I even thinking?
I don't know... My words don't sound right.
So I'm going to only use Igpay Atin-lay from now on-ay.
(Pig Latin)
Because if you can't understand-ay me-ay
Why do I try-ay!?
I mean "I-tray"!
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Eventually we arrive at the "outcome of this strange religion..."
That is the story of what happens
when "fuzzy logic" turns into "moldy logic."
At least for me.
Time to think there might be a better way-ay?
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Every moment is a chance to start over.
Errors call for correction.... not punishment!
YouTube video
"The Jerk"
Hope your day is wonderful - ay!
